Damian

Once I saw a few ants underneath my keyboard and shook my keyboard but none fell out. Then later one of those gooks crawled out of from underneath the shift key and gave my ring finger the good ol "eh fugger you shook me from my home and now i cant find my friends or the Cheetos crumbs you had stored under your W,A,S, and D key and now your gonna pay." I was in the middle of an intense game of bad rats where you have to assassinate jfk and the ant d00d bit my ring finger where i had my mood ring, but little did I know I was allergic to gook ants. So this little lemon sucker bit my finger and it swelled up so bad the mood ring cut off circulation in my finger and it must have broken the ring because the ring said i was red like what the hek that is not a mood. I then told my dad and he didnt belive me and said "No one is allergic to ants son you dumdum". The next morning my finger was purple and i forced my dad to look at it and then he was like "Hospital Time XD". Once we got to the hospipil the cut the ring of wich must have fixed it because it was now blue wich was accurate be caus i was blue but in the finger. Thats the story why i know ants are jewey grape sucking japs. "FIN"